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Life(yeah right)....of an Engineering Student

Aggregate of 60% in ur board exams....you're doomed. You're sent to an Engineering college based on ur "Cut-off" which is completely stupid cuz it takes note of ONLY ur marks and nothing else. Scoring marks is easy my friend....cuz you only need to have Memory Power....who cares if you've really understood the concept?? As long as it's in the paper...you get "Marks"....which seem to be the only thing that people these days care about

So...you go through the "counselling" or if you're REALLY stupid....you pay lakhs of money and get into an Engineering colleges. You don't have to worry about the seats being filled up because there are PLENTY....trust me....PLENTY of Engineering colleges around Chennai. I mean...what are the outskirts of the city for?? Build up and Engineering college and start collecting Money. Some colleges only have name boards but that doesn't matter does it??

So...you get into an Engineering college. First day at college....what does COLLEGE actually reminds ppl of.?
Here are few things.....Bunking, jean pants, mobiles, girls & boys talking, proxy, cutting classes, HAVING FUN.....
Let me tell you....all the above mentioned things are STRICTLY PROHIBITED in Engineering colleges...if you still continue to do them....you'll be in for serious trouble...i mean pretty serious....
There wont even be a Police Station around for you to complain....

Basically Engineering Students are considered as Criminals, so the management actually HIRES ppl to have a look upon us. They're not even educated....their only aim is DISCIPLINE. I bet none of them can even spell discipline...
One interesting thing about Engineering college is your ID Card....you see....WHATEVER you do...if the teachers or "discipline" committee people don't like it....they take ur ID Card away from you. ID card in an Engineering college is like a license to walk around...if you're seen anywhere without it....you get into trouble all OVER the place..

Most of the Engineering colleges are placed so far awy from the city...that you HAVE to travel by the college bus. No freedom in travelling either....you get into your bus....get out at college....again get back in...you'll be brought back to your home. Wow....what an exciting trip everyday.

And the FOOD....OH MY GOD....could it be ANY better?? I think you get the idea about the food. If you eat the food at the Engineering college...you can practically live at any corner of the world.

Let me tell you how an average Engineering student spends 24 hours in a day. Getting up at 5:30AM...and gets back home by 5:30 PM. 12 hours gone....an human being(Engineering students aren't considered human beings but still) has to sleep minimum of 6 hours. So...in a remaining six hours...let's say eating and other stuff takes up around an hour. 5 Hours....how do they expect us to complete ALL The work they give us in 5 hours?? DOn't we have a life?? We're college students too....aren't we??

But none of the students care abt all this....All they want is a Degree and that's it!! Guess what students....these colleges are training you to be slaves for others in your future job. YOu'll never hav an back bone. Unless students rise up and let their voices heard....we'll be treated the same way....

We're students too....




P.S. After all this....i'm going to go to college on Monday like any other student. What difference is it gonna make??

If you're a lover....you fail one time or the other....

What is love guys??
Tricky question....i know...but seriously!!
Most of them think it's just a feeling between a boy and a gal....and all that blah blah stuff....
Well...to tell you the truth...i dont know myself....but i do know that....what a brother, a father, a mother, a sister....most importantly....a FRIEND shows towards a person is also called love. :)
But unfortunately....that love always fails....
You see....you can love a person to ANY EXTENT.....but the way of expressing it matters....
Take it from me....if you're not a 'lover'(as ppl put it) your chances are limited....
But that doesn't mean you dont love a person does it??

And in the end.....you dont get anything....the so called 'lover' comes and takes everything away....
You...I....we lose in the end....
And here...i'm talking about a Friend most importantly.....
Try to imagine this...a guy or a gal...'loves' a person...expecting one thing:
That one day....she or he will be hers...and if that happens...that love has succeeded....and what does a FRIEND get??
Nothing....Nada....Zilch!!
A Friend knows that....the person can never be his or hers....but still continues to love them all the same :)
Now what would you call true love??
And most of the 'Lovers' fail to realize this....once a 'lover' comes into their life...they blindly forget all others...all those who had been around through their misery....through their sufferings.....
If a guy can make u happy....think about the ppl who were around when u were sad....
I'm not saying i'll be any different....but i'll surely try to understand the other persons feelings....after all...we all ARE Human Beings....
So next time....when a 'lover' comes by...dont think about the future with him/her....think about the ppl who stuck around for u in the past...
Life would be million times better :)

Bombay Hai Meri Yar....

Well....this is really late....cuz it's been like 3 months since i've went to Bombay and came back....anyways...i just wanted to share this funny incident with you!!
Well...i'm in bombay right.....so i look around...GIRLS EVERYWHERE!!!! :P
Believe me...when i say GIRLS....i mean GIRLS!!
So....i was with my parents the whole time....and there's like NO WAY i can just go up and talk to one....
So...i get the chance....mom said she wanted to buy some bags....i said it was boring....i stayed home!!
YEAH!!!
here's the chance....so when they leave....i get up...lock the room and go out into the road!!
And guess what....yeah....NO GIRLS!!!!
NOT A SINGLE ONE!!!
I see the whole place swarming with them....and when i want to see one...there's none!!
I was like...."THIS CANT BE HAPPENING"
So....i keep roaming....and finally....i see this cute girl sitting outside a shop...so i was like....okay...go in and do ur thing :P
So she was sitting outside a shop right....so i went up to her.....AND guess what....i dont know how stupid i was....i wanted to talk to her in Hindi....i knew NO WORD in Hindi nevertheless....so here comes....i go up to her and i say....with a cool accent....GOD KNOWS how that came one....i say

"yeh lo thanda pani milega na?"

The moment it came out of my mouth....i knew....i knew i had said something stupid....and the look she gave me confirmed it!!!
She looked me up and down and said...."Ask Inside"
English!!
OMG...i should've asked her in ENGLISHH!!!

Anyways....the shop keeper dude comes out....he goes 'kya chaiye bhai?'
And me...i'm stupid...."yeh lo thanda pani milega na"
He gives me the exact same look......he says...."Nahi...."
I looked at the girl and said "Thank you" she didn't even bother to reply.....
So i left....feeling so Embarassed.....i went back home and stopped thinking about Mumbai girls!!

And you know how i said she was sitting outside a shop.....well....that was an STD SHOP!!!
Anyone would give you that look if you ask for 'thanda pani' in a STD ShoP!!!
URGHH!!!

It was a good trip :)

May 14th - Result Day

Well....it was like 8:15 AM in the morning.....and the results were 'supposed' come out in like 45 minutes....but me,who knew a lot about TN Education System to bother....was happily snoring(i don't really snore) away in me bed.
My mom chose the politest way to wake me up...cuz she didn't wanna upset even before i got the results!(Yeah..that's what she expected....upsetting results)
I knew it won't stay polite unless i get my ass outta bed....and so i did!!
Went into the bathroom and came back out...it was like 8:40....and for my mom...i went into the kitchen/'saami' room where i was made to pray the almighty who supposedly gonna give me excellent result. I was too tired to deny it and hey...who knows...he might actually help me out!!
So after all that....the regular alarm in my phone started to ring exactly at 9:00 AM(I keep that alarm but not ONCE did i get up at 9:00 AM)
I knew exactly that the results won't be out...so i happily switched on the PC...and logged into my Orkut and Facebook accounts whilst 'Desi Girl' played in the background.

And then i typed


www.tnresults.nic.in

Nothing.....

Okay....i was checking my scraps and replying to them...and after like 15 minutes....my friend's status was

"I'm happy i scraped through with 80%"
I'm like...WTF...results are out already? This is SO NOT like TN Education System....anyways i try the website again...and still nothing.
I called my mom..who chose to keep a safe distance away came running in thinking i actually GOT the results. She wasn't so pleased when i said i wanted a coffee....but went to make one anyway.
And i asked this guy "WHERE did you get it?"
He said...chennaivision.com
And www.chennaivision.com it is!!
Still...the page wouldn't load....
TEN WHOLE minutes of results being announced and not able to get it...and THEN...i typed my roll no. and SOMETHING happened....the browser slowed down..which is always a good sign that something else might be happening soon...and so it did!!
My marks...the things i was working for....or for what i was SUPPOSED to be working for.....the whole year....came before my eyes.
My eyes shot towards the total...


'9-6-6'

I called towards my mom...who came back and sat beside me "Nine Sixty Six"
She was SO HAPPY!!!
I know it wasn't a great mark for her to be happy.....but i made her expecting only 800 something....you can imagine how happy she'd be!!
She called up my dad and he was equally happy as well!!
My bro was happy as well....
And i didnt care...i knew these results long back...it is everything i expected...i knew it wasn't great....but for whatever i worked in my 12th
I deserve this...nothing MORE....CERTAINLY nothing less....
And so here I am....with a decent marks in my hands and trying to find a college where i'm allowed to talk to girls...do you know how hard is it to find such a college?

Think twice before calling someone a 'FLIRT'...

Well....i just walk pass a class room....and as far as i can tell...there's a call pointing at me and telling her friend "That guy over there is a flirt!!"
WTF was that about...i mean...that's just plain rude gal!!!!

If you look up the term 'FLIRT' in the dictionary(wikipedia in this case)....THIS is what this says....

Flirting is a form of human interaction between two people, expressing a romantic and/or sexual interest. It can consist of conversation, body language, or brief physical contact.


There you go girls!!!!

I AM NOT A FLIRT!!!!

Just talking to girls isn't flirting....it's just.....good "Social Networking"
Making friends in other words....
Why don't you ppl understand....?

I mean....WHAT are you gonna do if you gonna meet a real flirt??
Call 911 or something??

GOD....

So...the next time....think twice before calling some one a flirt....and that goes of ALL of you ppl out there reading this


~i really need a good sign~

P.S. Umm....i would like to include something else i found online....

In other situations, it may be done simply for immediate entertainment, with no intention of developing any further relationship. This type of flirting sometimes faces disapproval from others, either because it can be misinterpreted as more serious, or it may be viewed as "cheating" if the person is already in a romantic relationship with someone else.

Ummm...i really don't agree....

1:37 AM - Still wide awake!!!

Well yeah...it's 1:37 AM and i'm awake and for all those people who says "This is early...i sleep at 3:00 AM" well shut up....i never said it's late....i'm just saying that i'm awake at this time of the night!!

Well...i've just read pages of worthless crap that reminded me of my own worthless crap...my blog...so i thought i should make an entry...of WHAT...i had no idea!!
And here i am typing it out....

Ah...let's see....while i'm awake...i just want to think about stuff that i usually do when i'm awake during those nights...cuz i'm a late...VERY late sleeper!!

Well...around 2 years back...my brother gave me the DVDs of the popular TV Series F.R.I.E.N.D.S (Yeah i never caught it when it was on air!!)...why am i mentioning it now???
Well...i remember watching those funny episodes alone in the night...till 3.AM....the worst part was...i never had my own room....so i had to sneak in to my bed everyday...it sucked...

That's not all what i used to do when i'm awake...i'm a die-hard gamer(is it hardcore)...well...used to be...so i remember those days when i used to stay up to play that GTA....so desperate to get to the next mission that i never think about my sleep...or what my mom would say when i finally found my way into bed.....

And...i read books(yes i do)....this here is actually good....but still....there was always someone asking me to turn the lights down....that sucks!!

NOW...in the sense for the past few months...i've found something else that i can do while i'm awake till 2 or 3 AM in the night....talking on the phone!!
It's a whole lot fun...and you have a companion...isn't it great...i mean...i don't mean anything....it is great!!!

Today....well....as i've noticed....a 50 Rs recharge doesn't last long...even if you have one of those rate cutter things....
So...here i am...making an entry into my blog cuz i'm bored....as a matter of fact...ALL the entries in my blog are made BECAUSE i'm bored!!!

So...i just hope you don't get sick of reading it....

Another sleepless night in the progress

~i really need a good sign~

P.S. It's 1:50 A.M ...no it didn't take me that long to make an entry...i was doing other worthless stuff as well...