Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bombay Hai Meri Yar....

Well....this is really late....cuz it's been like 3 months since i've went to Bombay and came back....anyways...i just wanted to share this funny incident with you!!
Well...i'm in bombay right.....so i look around...GIRLS EVERYWHERE!!!! :P
Believe me...when i say GIRLS....i mean GIRLS!!
So....i was with my parents the whole time....and there's like NO WAY i can just go up and talk to one....
So...i get the chance....mom said she wanted to buy some bags....i said it was boring....i stayed home!!
YEAH!!!
here's the chance....so when they leave....i get up...lock the room and go out into the road!!
And guess what....yeah....NO GIRLS!!!!
NOT A SINGLE ONE!!!
I see the whole place swarming with them....and when i want to see one...there's none!!
I was like...."THIS CANT BE HAPPENING"
So....i keep roaming....and finally....i see this cute girl sitting outside a shop...so i was like....okay...go in and do ur thing :P
So she was sitting outside a shop right....so i went up to her.....AND guess what....i dont know how stupid i was....i wanted to talk to her in Hindi....i knew NO WORD in Hindi nevertheless....so here comes....i go up to her and i say....with a cool accent....GOD KNOWS how that came one....i say

"yeh lo thanda pani milega na?"

The moment it came out of my mouth....i knew....i knew i had said something stupid....and the look she gave me confirmed it!!!
She looked me up and down and said...."Ask Inside"
English!!
OMG...i should've asked her in ENGLISHH!!!

Anyways....the shop keeper dude comes out....he goes 'kya chaiye bhai?'
And me...i'm stupid...."yeh lo thanda pani milega na"
He gives me the exact same look......he says...."Nahi...."
I looked at the girl and said "Thank you" she didn't even bother to reply.....
So i left....feeling so Embarassed.....i went back home and stopped thinking about Mumbai girls!!

And you know how i said she was sitting outside a shop.....well....that was an STD SHOP!!!
Anyone would give you that look if you ask for 'thanda pani' in a STD ShoP!!!
URGHH!!!

It was a good trip :)

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